inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 16 October 2022, untenable.
I’m not sayin’ my wife’s got big flanks,
But sat drinking, one night, pinot blanc,
When, suffice it to say,
That her deckchair gave way,
And my poor missus suddenly sank.
Mister Bump 
Uh-oh! Someone gonna be sleeping in the guest room tonight! 🤣 🤣
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I’m very fortunate she doesn’t read this crap!
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Hahaha!!! Then have at it!
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It happens.
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to me mor than her, I must admit 🙂
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I hope she hasn’t read this ditty
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🫣
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I know what a flank is now 😂
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Oh I didn’t realise it wasn’t used there.
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Nope not in my neck of the woods 😁
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