Tag: FOWC

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of of 17 May 2021, nefarious.

I had had quite a lot on my plate,
And my roommate was starting to grate,
So while he was asleep,
I sheared him, like a sheep,
When he woke, he was somewhat irate.

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of of 16 May 2021, laconic.

There once was a writer canonic,
Who adopted a style quite laconic,
But his words began flowing,
And pen began glowing,
Once he knocked back a few gin and tonic.

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of of 15 May 2021, nincompoopnd.

I was leaving my house at a pace,
But I went without tying my lace,
I stepped onto the drive,
I began to nosedive,
And I tripped over flat on my face.

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of of 14 May 2021, wand.

A young girl by the name of Annette,
Had maligned an old crone for a bet,
As she skirted a pond,
The witch lifted her wand,
And Annette ended up very wet!

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of of 13 May 2021, zenith.

Seems the worst of our COVID is pasr,
At their zeniths, our rulers stood fast.
But please don’t be amazed,
Just a matter of days,
Before someone behaves like an ass.

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of of 12 May 2021, whimsical. I’m sorry I couldn’t resist the last line.

He was never a shining bright spark,
And was stuck what career to embark,
But his charm it was whimsical,
So chose pathway political,
And now he’s running the f’in country

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of of 11 May 2021, tirade.

The husband’s new camera got crushed,
So he scolded his wife ’til she gushed,
She got tired of tirade
So she lifted a spade?
And she battered his head to a mush!