Mister Bump

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 24 January 2022, handbook.

Remember, my 80yo grandpa has just taken up with an 18yo.

On their wedding night, grandpa was stuck,
On the one hand, could not believe luck,
But he got into a stew,
He’d forgot what to do,
Had to search out the nearest handbook.

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 23 January 2022, dogged.

A couple whose sex life was nil,
Tried to spice it with some outdoor thrill,
So they then dogged until dawn,
It was better than porn,
And they enjoyed it so much they’re there still.

I’m sure this must be a name specific to the UK, but given that people are the same the world over, maybe you could tell me what it’s called where you live?

Dogging. It’s a sex thing. I never tried it so here’s what I think it is:

A couple drive someplace in their car. Nominally, a car park somewhere. At night, so it’s quiet. I was told that the local “dogging site” to me (in the nearest city) is the car park of an actual park – grass, trees, etc.

The couple proceed to have sex in their car. I don’t think anybody else is involved in the sex bit.

But, while they are doing the deed, there is a voyeur aspect. Strangers armed with torches come and look into the car and watch the couple performing.

Anyway, I read the prompt and my juvenile mind took me straight to dogging.