inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 17 August 2022, writer.
When my last novel came out too kitschy,
My wife uttered a comment so bitchy,
While enthralled to discover,
Its colourful cover,
Chapter One left her backside quite itchy.
Panned
Mister Bump 
Hmm…..
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Ok, why?
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I suspect it must be a British thing, then. The paper was itchy when she wiped her bottom with it.
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Oh 😲
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That’s not what I thought it was! 😂
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Because it rhymes!
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On the contrary, the whole rhyme was built around “itchy”.
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🤔
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Why would her bum itch?
Because she wiped it with paper from the book?
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TMI, but thanks! 😂
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What did you expect from me?
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Nothing less! 😁👍
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😂 Wish I would have thought of this when there was a shortage of tp during the pandemic.
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I just went on the neighbour’s lawn.
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😂
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I’d have to read and wipe. Books are too precious. Would definitely threaten hemorrhoids at that pace. 🤣🤣
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