For Fandango’s Story Starter #58, where we build something around the following phrase:

After the shock of seeing the amount of his latest electricity invoice wore off, Ted decided that, in order to save energy going forward, he would…

After the shock of seeing the amount of his latest electricity invoice wore off, Ted decided that, in order to save energy going forward, he would visit their plush Mountain View office with his new AK-47.

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I just chose Mountain View at random. Google’s HQ is there, so I figured it was an up-market area.

And please, don’t get any ideas from this.

Unrelated, Shell posted profits of $11.5bn last week. For the second quarter. This breaks their record quarterly profit. Which was set in Q1.