inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 20 July 2022, shipment.
There once was web-savvy Brit,
Ordered new sofa on which she’d sit
But she read with a start,
It would ship in three parts,
And she pondered just how they would split.
Or…
Ordered new toilet on which she’d shit,
Which do you prefer?
Mister Bump 
Ordered new toilet on which she’d sit.
Leaves a bit to one’s imagination.
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I thought only men sat? I meal really sit. Long enough to ponder the world around us. And read the paper?
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It’s only men. 😂
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Another gender shift idea:
There once was web-savvy Brit,
bought a loo into which he could shit.
When he read with a start,
“Does not absorb farts”
ordered nose clips for when he would sit
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🙂
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And she pondered just how they would split.
I would let her ponder. 👍
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That is terrible, never give alternatives, now I’ll worry all night which is the preferred ending 🙄
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you’ll probably come up with a third!
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Number one for sure
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Stick with the original. Until you publish Bumper’s Bawdy Compendium
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Yes, I think so. But I thought of the other once I’d finished. I think there’s a place for crude but it’s very specific. Not least, while 99% of people will laugh, 1% will be upset. Best used sparingly, I feel. But certainly I was one of the ones who laughed.
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