The Jigsaw

Cpilart image of an ornate, pink sofa.

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 20 July 2022, shipment.

There once was web-savvy Brit,
Ordered new sofa on which she’d sit
But she read with a start,
It would ship in three parts,
And she pondered just how they would split.

Or…

Ordered new toilet on which she’d shit,

Which do you prefer?

Prompt image for the Fandango One Word Challenge prompt

11 comments

  1. Another gender shift idea:

    There once was web-savvy Brit,
    bought a loo into which he could shit.
    When he read with a start,
    “Does not absorb farts”
    ordered nose clips for when he would sit

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    • Yes, I think so. But I thought of the other once I’d finished. I think there’s a place for crude but it’s very specific. Not least, while 99% of people will laugh, 1% will be upset. Best used sparingly, I feel. But certainly I was one of the ones who laughed.

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