26 January, 202230 January, 2022 Mister Bump UK

The Open Goal

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 26 January 2022, hospital.

The Wedding Night

When my grandpa got over his glitch,
He attempted to sate his bride’s itch,
But his fortune was blighted,
He got over-excited,
Finished in ICU; life’s a bitch.

I developed Grandpa into a series of limericks, which can be found here.

Prompt image for the Fandango One Word Challenge prompt

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Hobbo says:

26 January, 2022 at 09:27

🤣…and then we die!

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- Mister Bump UK says:
  
  26 January, 2022 at 09:34
  
  I thought youwere going to say “and then we marry one”, but that’s the wrong way round.
  
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  - Hobbo says:
    
    26 January, 2022 at 12:11
    
    🤣 I wouldn’t dare say that about Mrs H. Not when she’s listening!
    
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abigfatcanofworms says:

26 January, 2022 at 10:04

LOL So glad you continued the story. I was edge of my seat the last few days.

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Nope, Not Pam says:

26 January, 2022 at 10:32

LOL 😃

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Ingrid says:

26 January, 2022 at 10:42

Good to go out with a bang though! 💥

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- Mister Bump UK says:
  
  26 January, 2022 at 11:47
  
  or maybe…
  
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Convalescing – Mister Bump says:

26 January, 2022 at 14:44

[…] 3 – The Open Goal […]

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Irish Witch says:

26 January, 2022 at 14:58

Took the words right out of my mouth Hobo. lol You have a sick mind Mr. Bump, I love it.!!

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