Surprise!

clipart of an angry woman

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 21 November 2021, life.

When my friend and transvestite got wed,
He could not wait to take her to bed,
He undressed his new wife,
Got the shock of his life,
And then keeled over backwards, quite dead.


Prompt image for the Fandango One Word Challenge prompt

Author: Mister Bump UK

Designed/developed large IT systems, interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. Now mix development of health-related software with voluntary work and writing. Married, with an estranged daughter.

21 thoughts on “Surprise!”

            1. I suspect there’s probably only you who reads them all! I just need to think of more embarrasing situations?
              Hey the girl who lost her dress got away with it – that was just mild embarrassment compared to this!

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              1. Oohhh you have a ton of readers plus your crew who chomp at the bit when you throw up a question so not just me
                And I am too serious admittedly
                I could relate to the girl with the lost dress cuz that happened to me!!so bonus points for real life situations πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

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