Pathetic Athletic

Clipart of a sprinter, racing

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 8 October 2021, suave.

To impress a young hottie he chased,
He decided to enter a race,
Though he tried to act suave,
His plans all fell apart,
When he tripped and fell flat on his face.

Prompt image for the Fandango One Word Challenge prompt

Author: Mister Bump UK

Designed/developed large IT systems, interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. Now mix development of health-related software with voluntary work and writing. Married, with an estranged daughter.

12 thoughts on “Pathetic Athletic”

  1. You tried very hard to be charming
    Debonair, confident and suave
    A pity you didn’t see that pot-hole
    Your manhood now (crunch) is now half……

    Talk about a disaster.
    Hottie won’t give him a second look now
    Guess these things happen…..

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          1. Iโ€™m not nice if Iโ€™m pissed off. Iโ€™m half German on my mumโ€™s side and half Irish on my dads side. Lethal combo! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
            Iโ€™ll take my chance here ๐Ÿ‘

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