inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 8 October 2021, suave.
To impress a young hottie he chased,
He decided to enter a race,
Though he tried to act suave,
His plans all fell apart,
When he tripped and fell flat on his face.
Pathetic Athletic
Mister Bump 
Good view of his glutes, at least.
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So maybe that was part of the plan, too?
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You tried very hard to be charming
Debonair, confident and suave
A pity you didn’t see that pot-hole
Your manhood now (crunch) is now half……
Talk about a disaster.
Hottie won’t give him a second look now
Guess these things happen…..
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hahaha your poem even more painful than mine!
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I’m mindful when I do this sort of thing not to ‘upstage’ the writer. ‘Tis important. You write good limericks…..
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Happens to the best of us.
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That’s all he’d need, pity 😀
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Succinct sweet serendipitous and so oh no!
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heehee. I love it when someone gets hurt!
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Nooooooo 😂😂😂
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oh, I fear you’re just too nice! People die on my blog! (as many and as often as possible!)
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I’m not nice if I’m pissed off. I’m half German on my mum’s side and half Irish on my dads side. Lethal combo! 😁😁😁
I’ll take my chance here 👍
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