Mister Bump UK

Life-Changing Opportunity

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 20 June 2021, tackle.

On a promise, his trousers he dropped,
Shut the wardrobe, his genitals cropped,
Should have seen the blood gush,
When his tackle was crushed,
Now his missus is forced to adopt!

To all those cringing men out there, Happy Fathers’ Day!

Prompt image for the Fandango One Word Challenge prompt

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