Clipart image of a man running away from something

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 11 April 2021, jettison.

Out of cradle, I met a new belle,
She turned out to be woman from hell,
Pints of Guiness she’d supp,
Then would pee standing up.
And a long burst of gas would expel.

Author: Mister Bump UK

Designed/developed large IT systems, interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. Now mix development of health-related software with voluntary work and writing. Married, with an estranged daughter.

10 thoughts on “Intimidated”

  1. Yeah, women can do all these things now, Pete. Pee standing up (they have stuff for that), down pints (they could always do that just wanted to be ladylike), and yes, they even fart. What is the world coming to? 😉

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