inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 11 April 2021, jettison.
Out of cradle, I met a new belle,
She turned out to be woman from hell,
Pints of Guiness she’d supp,
Then would pee standing up.
And a long burst of gas would expel.
Intimidated
Mister Bump 
she sounds like an awful lass! xoxo
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character-building 🤣
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😄❤️❤️
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I know that woman!!!
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I met her sister in Norfolk, Virginia when I was in the Navy!
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Yeah, women can do all these things now, Pete. Pee standing up (they have stuff for that), down pints (they could always do that just wanted to be ladylike), and yes, they even fart. What is the world coming to? 😉
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It’s very disconcerting when the most uncouth person in the relationship isn’t me
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Ew!
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all the traits I usually see only in myself 🤣
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