The Last Supper

Clipart image of a fat woman stepping on some scales.

My mother was quite overweight,
She just piled too much food on her plate,
Then while drinking a coke,
She proceeded to choke,
Now she’s lying in morgue, on a slate.

There’s some more of this family nonsense here:

Author: Mister Bump UK

Designed/developed large IT systems, interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. Now mix development of health-related software with voluntary work and writing. Married, with an estranged daughter.

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