My mother was quite overweight, She just piled too much food on her plate, Then while drinking a coke, She proceeded to choke, Now she’s lying in morgue, on a slate.
Nothing done by halves! I’m finding I’m finding it difficult to come up with novel ways of dying, more than family members. I’m gonna see if I can keep this going until christmas.
Mister Bump 
😂😂
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Oh man! I thought mom would be spared!
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Nothing done by halves! I’m finding I’m finding it difficult to come up with novel ways of dying, more than family members. I’m gonna see if I can keep this going until christmas.
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make sure you’ve got enough relatives left…
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I have lots of cousins! And pets and ancestors!
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Hahaha!! Wishing them luck!
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