Kipper Killer

Our granny was randy old sod,
Which hastened her meeting with God,
While bedding her lover,
His partner discovered,
And beat granny to death with a cod!

Okay, it might have been a rod, but I thought it more amusing that she was dealt her mortal blow by a fish!

There’s some more of this nonsense here:

Author: Mister Bump UK

Designed/developed IT systems for banks, but had a stroke in 2016, aged 48. Returned to developing from home, plus do some voluntary work. Married, with a grown-up, left-home daughter.

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