I haven’t yet mentioned my mate,
Who came to his end on a date,
He mentioned her tum,
And her oversized bum,
So she sat on him, caused him deflate!
There’s some more of this family nonsense here:
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Mister Bump 
You’ve a knack for writing these funny poems.
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It’s good to start the day with a smile – it generally goes downhill from there 🤣
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I hope not! 😃😂
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now, now, don’t get deflated.
-David
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Wife has gone away for the weekend so there is nobody here to sit on me, at least!
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Guess it’s really his time 😀 😀 😀
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