How NOT to Win Friends I haven’t yet mentioned my mate,Who came to his end on a date,He mentioned her tum,And her oversized bum,So she sat on him, caused him deflate! There’s some more of this family nonsense here: My Poor Family All That Glitters 18 December, 2020 My Poor Family A Whale of a Time 15 December, 2020 My Poor Family How NOT to Win Friends 12 December, 2020 My Poor Family Paws for Thought 11 December, 2020 My Poor Family Tender Morsels 10 December, 2020 My Poor Family Here Today… 9 December, 2020 My Poor Family A Chip off the Old Block 8 December, 2020 My Poor Family Lost his Cool 7 December, 2020 My Poor Family The Last Supper 6 December, 2020 My Poor Family My Cup Runneth Over 5 December, 2020 My Poor Family The Path of Least Resistance 4 December, 2020 My Poor Family Kipper Killer 3 December, 2020 My Poor Family Choo Chooooooooo 2 December, 2020 My Poor Family Lucky Escape 1 December, 2020 My Poor Family Holy Mackerel 30 November, 2020 My Poor Family Double Whammy 29 November, 2020 My Poor Family Ouch 29 November, 2020 Share this:Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related Author: Mister Bump UK Designed/developed IT systems for banks, but had a stroke in 2016, aged 48. Returned to developing from home, plus do some voluntary work. Married, with a grown-up, left-home daughter. View all posts by Mister Bump UK
It’s good to start the day with a smile – it generally goes downhill from there 🤣 LikeLiked by 1 person Reply
You’ve a knack for writing these funny poems.
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It’s good to start the day with a smile – it generally goes downhill from there 🤣
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I hope not! 😃😂
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now, now, don’t get deflated.
-David
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Wife has gone away for the weekend so there is nobody here to sit on me, at least!
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Guess it’s really his time 😀 😀 😀
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