How NOT to Win Friends

Clipart showing a boy's face. The boy has a broad smile.

I haven’t yet mentioned my mate,
Who came to his end on a date,
He mentioned her tum,
And her oversized bum,
So she sat on him, caused him deflate!

There’s some more of this family nonsense here:

Author: Mister Bump UK

Designed/developed IT systems in finance, but had a stroke in 2016, aged 48. Returned to developing mainly health-related software from home, plus some voluntary work. Married, with a grown-up, left-home daughter.

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