12 December, 202028 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK How NOT to Win Friends I haven’t yet mentioned my mate,Who came to his end on a date,He mentioned her tum,And her oversized bum,So she sat on him, caused him deflate! There’s some more of this family nonsense here: Limericks All That Glitters 18 December, 2020 Limericks A Whale of a Time 15 December, 2020 Limericks Paws for Thought 11 December, 2020 Limericks Tender Morsels 10 December, 2020 Limericks Here Today… 9 December, 2020 Limericks A Chip off the Old Block 8 December, 2020 Limericks Lost his Cool 7 December, 2020 Limericks The Last Supper 6 December, 2020 Limericks My Cup Runneth Over 5 December, 2020 Limericks The Path of Least Resistance 4 December, 2020 Limericks Kipper Killer 3 December, 2020 Limericks Choo Chooooooooo 2 December, 2020 Limericks Lucky Escape 1 December, 2020 Limericks Holy Mackerel 30 November, 2020 Limericks Double Whammy 29 November, 2020 Blog Ouch 29 November, 2020 Share this:Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
It’s good to start the day with a smile – it generally goes downhill from there 🤣 LikeLiked by 1 person Reply
Mister Bump 
You’ve a knack for writing these funny poems.
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It’s good to start the day with a smile – it generally goes downhill from there 🤣
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I hope not! 😃😂
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now, now, don’t get deflated.
-David
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Wife has gone away for the weekend so there is nobody here to sit on me, at least!
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Guess it’s really his time 😀 😀 😀
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