Mister Bump UK

The Path of Least Resistance

My nephew went on drinking spree,
In the middle of field, had a pee,
Struck by lightning bolt,
And caught ten thousand volts.
Lit him up like a huge christmas tree.

There’s some more of this family nonsense here:

Published by Mister Bump UK

Separated with a grown/flown daughter. In life, I designed IT systems, taking a career break as a bicycle mechanic, until interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. On my way back into full-time work, I developed health-related apps and performed voluntary work. I enjoy composing limericks and flash fiction in my spare time.

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