inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 4 October 2022, squash.
Had a cat, was so cuddly and brown,
Just so regal, might carry a crown,
I bought new sofa, tan,
Then I sat on it, man,
How I wish I’d have thought to look down.
Kitty Flat
Mister Bump
My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
Mister Bump 
Jeez…shoulda bought a pink one
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damn critters
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Fat cat go flat. Splat!
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No animals were harmed in the making of this limerick! Promise!
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Poor kitty 😔
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No fat cats round here!
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LOL! Love it.
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Trust me… it has been narrowly avoided! But I’m safe in the knowledge that he’d scarper long before my arse hit the cushion. Doubt he’d be too happy about it, though.
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Hopefully not Reuben calling 😻
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