inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 1 October 2022, pickle.

Courting woman, who would be my bride,
I was seeing three more on the side,
Saw me out with one, smart,
She asked, “Who was that tart?”,
So without hesitation, I lied.

By the way, murine is the animal adjective for a rat (or just generally, for rodents). You know like bovine, canine, feline etc.? (Assenine might describe my limericks well 🤣). I didn’t know that, had to look it up, so maybe some other people don’t know it, either?

See? You never thought you’d learn a thing from these dumb-ass limericks, but there you go!