inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 24 September 2022, spite.
My ex-girlfriend, thin-skinned, it transpires,
Got upset at my constant satire,
Now, she fin’ly stormed out,
With a face like a trout,
But the bitch went and slashed all my tyres.
Mister Bump 
That may have been deserved 😊
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Hmmm… I doubt it. I’m such a pleasant chappie.
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I second that sentiment
At least the C word wasn’t used 😁
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