inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 10 August 2022, ashes.
Let me talk ’bout a woman I dated,
When I went round to eat, ’twas ill-fated,
Coq au vin, it went wrong,
Cooked it three times too long,
And her poor chicken breasts got cremated.
Mister Bump 
Deliverooooooo!
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I’ll talk about the fondue date one day!
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I love fondue!
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exactly. Messy date.
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😉😙😉
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I hope she was somehow still sated. 😂
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never on an empty stomach. Or a full one for that matter.
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So many rules. Are their hours, too?
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never?
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There
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Sounds like my cooking skills
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your husband’s still alive, isn’t he?
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Yep. I still get to eat
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