inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 29 July 2022, vast.
Sat to dinner in manner that boded,
As he feasted, got more and more loaded,
He let out a short “phut”,
As the food reached his gut,
And he five seconds later, exploded.
The Glutton
Mister Bump 
Ha ha. Reminiscent of Monty Python.
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Well that’s a fine mess you’ve gotten us into!
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a sticky situation!
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Nice work, Bumpster.
I was fortunate to make it into all 7 volumes of the Pure Slush Books “Seven Deadly Sins” anthology series & thought you might dig my GLUTTONY piece:
https://eggsovertokyo.blogspot.com/2018/06/fat-ronald-cheats.html
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Aw, man, you can’t beat a bit of grease.
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Splat 😂
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The glutton popped his belly button! More than a few stitches to mend that mess!
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The whole darned thing is a stitch-up 🙂
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😆
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Oh dear 😳
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