inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 22 July 2022, sober.
An ambitious young salesman called Dick,
Who went out after work for a kick,
Once home, wife said “You’re late,
And just look at your state”,
Poor chap simply replied with a “hic”.
Mister Bump 
The first line hit hard
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Ha!
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Always a chuckle. Poor D**k [See how politically correct I am?] And say, the kiddies miss the daily puns but we understand.
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Maybe he should have been Rick?
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Nah. I liked the original. Kind of set a body up for a surprise.
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Ha Haa….Hic…perfect limerick for a Friday evening. Loved it. 🙂
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Thanks.
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