inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 6 July 2022, improve.
I acquired a new pup, a red setter,
Who ignored my command to the letter,
Training sit up and beg,
He just cocks his right leg,
I can only expect he’ll get better.
Walkies
Mister Bump
My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
Mister Bump 
‘expect’ or ‘hope that’? 😉
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Yeah, that choice was a toss up
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Nice one. Make sure you’re well away. from said leg….
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Let’s just say I don’t stand too still!
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At least this is realistic 😊
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lol good one. poor pup just doesn’t have the right trainer 🙂
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Or your carpet is sure to get wetter.
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True. If it were a poodle I might have a puddle. Or a doodle! 🙂
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Proud non-dog owner, here.
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Trust me, cats are no cleaner.
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Oh, cats clean themselves. And, you can even train them to use the toilet. Their standard of cleanliness far exceeds the dog, wouldn’t you agree?
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Cats puke everywhere!
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Begging?! Dogs should be trained something useful, like mowing the lawn, or Dysoning. That’s like hoovering but more upmarket.
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I despair!
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Dogs rule! They protect, eat leftovers, help dig holes for gardening, clock alarms, cuddlers, and emotional supporters ❤️
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And piss on people’s feet 😀
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Only if it is deserved! 😂
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