inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 8 June 2022, list.
After heavy night out, soldier paid,
When next morning was called on parade,
While the captain inspected,
His body objected,
As he hid in the last rank and swayed.
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Mister Bump
My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
Mister Bump 
The poor guy probably drank apple juice because this can also happen if you lock your knees for too long.
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It might’ve once been apple juice, for sure 🤣
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Poor old apples get blamed for every sin 😂
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You got me worried. I drink lotsa apple juice…….
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Just find a chair and have a sit down, and you’ll be fine. 😂
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I’ll give it a try…..
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Words of wisdom 😁
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I bet you’ve got a list and a half, Don!
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Yes, listing is one of my problems…..
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A listing effort ……
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hahaha
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😂
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This thread is better than the limerick 😂
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Okay. Tomorrow I’ll just write an empty post and let you all get on with it!
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I mean whatcha replacing the Groan with?
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