Again, Not Me

Clipart image of a woman with a big butt.

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 2 June 2022, whatever he said.

A man, well let’s just call him “Poor Gus”,
Without thinking, made blunder enormous,
Trying jeans, his wife hissed,
“Is my bum big in this?”,
“Oh yes dear, it’s ** ginormous”.


  1. We all should learn early that fashion comments are fraught with potential missteps…I merely walk up to her, kiss her and tell her she’s gorgeous. Seems to work, especially since I believe it.

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