inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 2 June 2022, whatever he said.
A man, well let’s just call him “Poor Gus”,
Without thinking, made blunder enormous,
Trying jeans, his wife hissed,
“Is my bum big in this?”,
“Oh yes dear, it’s ** ginormous”.
Mister Bump 
I hope Fan gets the message. One can’t build a meaningful limerick on ‘Whatever he said’ ……..
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ha!
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Golly gosh. Who does he think we are?……..
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ah, you see, I can get away with a million different transgressions when I just say “inspired by…”
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Yep. He is the Great Inspirer. Sounds like a song title…….
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Trouble in paradise 🙄
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If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask. lol
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Absolutely
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We all should learn early that fashion comments are fraught with potential missteps…I merely walk up to her, kiss her and tell her she’s gorgeous. Seems to work, especially since I believe it.
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Aaawww!
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It kinda gives the game away when I don’t even look!
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That’s a great picture 😁
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Don’t tell anyone – it’s an elephant that I recoloured
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Ahh! A hidden talent 😁
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and a graphic package!
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👍
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Always a loaded question, that one.
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