inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 23 May 2022, platitude.
A cat burglar from Monterray,
Stole a fortune and stored it away,
Now he’s living the life,
Seven cars, trophy wife,
And they tell you that crime doesn’t pay.
La Dolce Vita
Mister Bump
My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
Mister Bump 
This one has very nice tune to it 👏
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good one!
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It was just a case of trying to think of a well-known platitude and working a limericl around it. Note I chose a short one 🙂
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But we don’t believe them
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He’s all set for a quick getaway.
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Makings of a hit song there!
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