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Clipart image of a smiling handyman, or mechanic

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 30 April 2022, negative.

When my bud and his new girlfriend split,
He enquired what had caused her to flit,
She said, “Your nose is too long,
Your BO makes you pong,
And all-told, you’re a brainless dimwit.”

Prompt image for the Fandango One Word Challenge prompt

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