inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 1 April 2022, severance.
When my forebear, a dandy called Max,
Shocked the court with his bright orange slacks,
Though he thought them artistic,
King and Queen went ballistic,
And they chopped off his head with an axe.
Mister Bump 
Ouch!
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Meh… he was a pain in the neck!
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That’s a rigid dress code!
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I reckon you’d still get executed for wearing orange slacks!
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Well, that’s fashion for ya 🥳
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shoulda worn mauve!
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🥳
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What an imposing pic too 😂😂
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Don’t poke the bear!
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😂😂
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Thats one big fashion faux pas!
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You mighht say he lived to regret it, but…
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We shall no doubt see!
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Youch!
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Good call, Your Majesties.
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🤣
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Geesh! Remind me not to wear orange anytime in future. Thank goodness I stick to red or black.
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together.
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and no need for a severance pay, hehe
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Soon as he said that, it could mean only one thing.
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Haha! A sight for sore eyes got a pain in the neck! Hilarious, well done.
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Now that’s sentencing to the max!!!
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