inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challen3e (FOWC) of 13 March 2022, float.
My poor missus, in labour, was sore,
So they brought gas and air to the fore,
I became very tense,
When she stopped making sense,
Just said, “Shut up and give me some more”.
I was scarred for life by labour. She didn’t half whine. The baby, too!
And it took so bloody long – I had to go for a Burger King halfway through, and I missed the soccer.
Mister Bump 
More gas or more babies! 😂
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I don’t think I could have handled more babies!
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😂
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My daughter’s partner played Pokémon Go
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Like Patience, I presume!
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Nope, you should google it, it was entirely inappropriate 😳
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I feel for you missing the soccer……
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Ha ha. Excellent.
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You buried the lead 😂😂
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Thank you Mr. B for that charming insight into the male psyche during labor. ( yes, I know we spell it different)
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You poor chap! That long wait and missing soccer? LOL
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Exactly! I’m glad you appreciate my suffering! 🤣🤣🤣
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🤣👍
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