inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 7 March 2022, enhance.
In my lim’ricks I try to convey,
Through the blood, guts and gore on display,
That a grin and a laugh,
Makes life better by half,
Raise a smile as you battle your day.
and, in case you’re feeling short-changed that you didn’t get your gore today… This one is for Mason – we got it in eventually 🤣
There once was a butcher called Sam,
Served a customer asking for ham,
But while cutting it, nice,
Caught his thumb in the slice,
And he served them instead raspberry jam.