inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 3 February 2022, crossroads.
When a fifty-year-old bachelor, Fingal,
Had at last found a lass made him tingle,
He considered his life,
Should he make her his wife?
Or would he be best to stay single?
Mister Bump 
Don’t marry him off; he looks so happy! š
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That would get my vote, too!
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Stay single. If he wants tingling there are other means. š For example, hitting his elbow on the sharp corner of a cupboard. I tried that today. There was definite tingling and yet, oddly, I had no desire to marry the cupboard.
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Oh, god, all these women warding him off! Are we that bad?
(rhetorical š¤£)
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LOL
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I put my money that he will stay single.
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Ok well Iām gonna go against the grain and say he should marry her š¤£ if he likes the tingles that much he should put a ring on them š
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Aw, man, we all like tingles! (Provided we can remember them)
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Fingal May find it harder to get a tingle so he should marry her quick as Kringle š
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Then no tingles, guaranteed!
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Shoot, if only a tingle, definitely stay single.
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It depends on his jang and his jingle. š
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and his bank balance!
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