inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 26 January 2022, hospital.
The Wedding Night
When my grandpa got over his glitch,
He attempted to sate his bride’s itch,
But his fortune was blighted,
He got over-excited,
Finished in ICU; life’s a bitch.
I developed Grandpa into a series of limericks, which can be found here.
Mister Bump 
🤣…and then we die!
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I thought youwere going to say “and then we marry one”, but that’s the wrong way round.
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🤣 I wouldn’t dare say that about Mrs H. Not when she’s listening!
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LOL So glad you continued the story. I was edge of my seat the last few days.
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LOL 😃
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Good to go out with a bang though! 💥
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or maybe…
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Took the words right out of my mouth Hobo. lol You have a sick mind Mr. Bump, I love it.!!
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