inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 24 January 2022, handbook.
Remember, my 80yo grandpa has just taken up with an 18yo.
On their wedding night, grandpa was stuck,
On the one hand, could not believe luck,
But he got into a stew,
He’d forgot what to do,
Had to search out the nearest handbook.
I developed Grandpa into a series of limericks, which can be found here.
Mister Bump 
Awkward! 😀 These days he would’ve just googled on his phone.
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hey, this is grandpa we’re talking about. I think he must’ve found a manual on the top shelf!
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😂Hope he remembered his specs!
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and where he left them.
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😂 Indeed!
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This DIY manuals can be handy.
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illustrated, probably.
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worth a thousand words, they say.
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A must!
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Great! 🤩😄
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thanks Luisa
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🙏💕🙏
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at 80 yrs old would indeed need spectacles, I just hope he was able to understand directions.
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There’s a handbook for that?
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used to be on the top shelf. Internet-only now, I suppose.
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😂😂😂👍
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Did he have Wedding Nights for Dummies on his shelf? Could be a game changer.
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I’m trying to think of all the old porno mag names, but I bet none of them crossed the ocean.
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80 ye old grandpa worth a plethora of poems
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Yes he’s a good guy for comeback appearances
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👍it’s highly imaginative
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I did a series about all my family members once. All the dumb-ass ways they snuffed it.
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😊
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