inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 16 January 2022, instant.
When my best friend’s wife left him, unwilling,
He became a recluse, it was chilling,
Cigarettes… instant coffee…
Lots of smooth, creamy toffee…
When she went back he needed ten fillings.
Mister Bump 
ahhh unreal emotional damage
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Paid the price then 😲
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double, I think!
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🤣 Fags, coffee and toffee v wife. Mmmm!
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yup, tough call
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The jury is out! 😂
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Toffee is yummy but expensive price to pay 😂😂
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the fillings, for sure. And the poor guy got his wife back. V expensive.
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Ahh happy ending 😁😂
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Dentist vs Therapist…hmmmm.. deciding on the Toffee and coffee part. Cigs? don’t think I will ever go back.
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If it’s anything like here, you probably wouldn’t be able to afford it.
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The average pk of cigs in the US is 6.96. that would have cost me 49 a week and then you can imagine in a year,
nope talk about an expensive habit.
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When I used to smoke, I set a limit of one carton (10 packs, 200 cigs) per week, and even then, gave up completely when that carton cost went past £20. As far as I can tell from one of our grocery sites, they are now at least £10 per pack of 20, and the branded cigarettes are more like £14.
But, you know, that’s probably how it should be. It’s funny, though. When you have a society which is engineered such that the only valuable commodity is money, the only option you have is to tax people.
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Yes, but they were only taxing us <cough, cough> to get people to quit smoking. wonder how many of them smoked.
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But it doesn’t actually make them quit. All it does is make their wallet lighter.
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Your spot on.
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