inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 27 December 2021, stupendous.
As a stripper, en route to her million,
Performed three times a day in pavillion,
To stupendous applause,
When she took off her drawers.
She revealed a quite stunning Brazilian.
I have to credit Chris de Burgh’s Patricia The Stripper for inspiring this one.
Mister Bump 
Ouch, my eyes are watering 😂
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heehee. No pain, no gain!
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Ever had a Brazilian?
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y. Was feeling adventurous. Let’s just say it wasn’t appreciated, so never did again.
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That I understand 😁
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I loved the smoothness, but too much pain.
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I was just gonna ask him that !
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Great minds think alike
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👍❤️yes!!
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Ah well now you know! And very sexy it was too, I’m sure. Mrs Bump never thought so, but never mind.
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Nooo never mind indeed but it itches like crazy when hair starts to grow back 😂😂
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I could live with the itching tbh, but yeah, doing it every few weeks just taxed my interest. It was far easier just to whizz the clippers around every now and again, not too short that it itches.
But I still think it’s a sexy way to have down there, to be trimmed.
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I always wondered without getting too graphic if guys preferred women Brazilian or with some bush or even a forest. I think women have mixed feelings about it 🤔
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I expect so. I always preferred a Brazilian but I don’t think I ever went with anybody who had one. I wouldn’t dream of asking anybody to do that for me – it was very much a case of whatever they preferred for themselves..
Oh yes, there was one person. Yeah, nice. She did it because she knew I liked it.
You know Mrs Bump is a nurse, right? Well, part of that entails smears and (what little she tells me) let’s just say that the variation is every bit as wide as you might imagine! But of course a lot of these will be older women. I’d have thought age would make a difference. When you’re younger you’re more eager to please, older is more “take me as you find me”.
I wind Mrs B up that staring at fannies all day would be my perfect job! But would you believe it’s not something we particularly talk about 🙂
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Yeah I hope not because I’m sure she sees her share of things we would never want to see happen
I don’t think getting shaved would be a couple thing 😂maybe in the private bedroom setting
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I’ve certainly been in an “I will if you will” situation.
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Ahh how did it work out ?
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We did!
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Good!
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Oh, say! I like the flow of this one and the clever close.
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I wrote it backwards.
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Are you allowed to tell trade secrets? I mean, in public and all?
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That’s how you create any story, surely? Start with the punchline then write it backwards? Otherwise, how do you know where you’re going?
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Well, yes and no. I am quite serious when I say (have said on several occasions) especially when working a vignette, short or long story, I work with a very sketchy outline; put one or two characters in a situation and let them write the story, sometimes making significant plot changes. Sure, they come from my mind, but it’s the people I’ve watched, known, interacted with, and fits and snatches of myself who (I sure hope) let me understand when what I’ve put down is not true to human nature. With poemetry, it’s the words, not the characters. Pavilion, vermilion, quintillion, Castilian – only if I’m lucky will a thread dangle to tie it all together. I’ve killed characters before, who at inception were supposed to be with me to the end.
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You murdering swine, you.
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Well, there’s that.
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Mmm,.
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That ending was laugh out loud funny!
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😂
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Oh you devil you. Very very clever and a story was told, however, you just totally destroyed the singer of one of
my favorite songs “Lady in Red”. so the pic could at least have been in red 🙂
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Terrible song!
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The visuals😂😂😂
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Like a well-tended garden!
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Exactly! Nicely put
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