Clipart image of a pin-up girl.

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 27 December 2021, stupendous.

As a stripper, en route to her million,
Performed three times a day in pavillion,
To stupendous applause,
When she took off her drawers.
She revealed a quite stunning Brazilian.

I have to credit Chris de Burgh’s Patricia The Stripper for inspiring this one.

Prompt image for the Fandango One Word Challenge prompt

Author: Mister Bump UK

Designed/developed large IT systems, interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. Now mix development of health-related software with voluntary work and writing. Married, with an estranged daughter.

34 thoughts on “Impressive”

              1. I could live with the itching tbh, but yeah, doing it every few weeks just taxed my interest. It was far easier just to whizz the clippers around every now and again, not too short that it itches.
                But I still think it’s a sexy way to have down there, to be trimmed.

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                  1. I expect so. I always preferred a Brazilian but I don’t think I ever went with anybody who had one. I wouldn’t dream of asking anybody to do that for me – it was very much a case of whatever they preferred for themselves..

                    Oh yes, there was one person. Yeah, nice. She did it because she knew I liked it.

                    You know Mrs Bump is a nurse, right? Well, part of that entails smears and (what little she tells me) let’s just say that the variation is every bit as wide as you might imagine! But of course a lot of these will be older women. I’d have thought age would make a difference. When you’re younger you’re more eager to please, older is more “take me as you find me”.

                    I wind Mrs B up that staring at fannies all day would be my perfect job! But would you believe it’s not something we particularly talk about πŸ™‚

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                    1. Yeah I hope not because I’m sure she sees her share of things we would never want to see happen
                      I don’t think getting shaved would be a couple thing πŸ˜‚maybe in the private bedroom setting

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          1. Well, yes and no. I am quite serious when I say (have said on several occasions) especially when working a vignette, short or long story, I work with a very sketchy outline; put one or two characters in a situation and let them write the story, sometimes making significant plot changes. Sure, they come from my mind, but it’s the people I’ve watched, known, interacted with, and fits and snatches of myself who (I sure hope) let me understand when what I’ve put down is not true to human nature. With poemetry, it’s the words, not the characters. Pavilion, vermilion, quintillion, Castilian – only if I’m lucky will a thread dangle to tie it all together. I’ve killed characters before, who at inception were supposed to be with me to the end.

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  1. Oh you devil you. Very very clever and a story was told, however, you just totally destroyed the singer of one of
    my favorite songs “Lady in Red”. so the pic could at least have been in red πŸ™‚

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