inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 18 December 2021, bite.
The young princess lived life without care,
Til a witch gave her venomous pear,
When she took a big bite,
She knew things weren’t quite right,
When she started to grow facial hair.
Mister Bump 
Good heavens…..
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Am I a princess then?
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🙂
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Looks more like a venomous pair to me 😅🤣🤣
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Stubble, stubble, beard and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble
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Sounds like you have the recipe there!
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Poor girl.
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😂 What a woman!
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I dated her.
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I married her 🤣
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😂😂😂
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A good job she doesn’t read the comments!
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😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🥰
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something went wrong it seems 😬😬
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nothing a good shave won’t cure.
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Now that one has me laughing. Very good.
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Nice. Another chuckle this morning. The accompanying pic of a lass is stunning. She local?
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Aha! No response. Must be you got yer cap set for the lass. Your iconograpix never fail to completely compliment your postage. Keep truckin’, Bumper!
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Took two minutes to write the limerick, then a half hour to find the graphic!
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[Chuckle complete with snort!] I maintain some of the real sparkle is in post-post interchanges. Must be about Saturday bidness now. Catch you perhaps later.
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The graphic I thought would have inspired the limerick 😁
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Nah, nothing in it. I have a beard and breasts just like that!
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😂😂I don’t know how to reply to that! Hobbo help me out
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