inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 5 December 2021, wanton.
When my friend had a night on the lash,
Started chatting up girl, also smashed,
But his wanton seduction,
Fell short of reproduction,
When the woman discovered his rash.
I fear there’s another Britishism in there. “A night on the lash” is a night out, drinking.
Mister Bump 
I needed that explanation, had conjured up something somewhat different.
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I shan’t ask!
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Ouch 😁
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🤣 The limerick king strikes again.
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She took a step back
And tripped over a rat
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Ah, but did you not hear what he said?
If you’re not careful, it’s “off with your head”
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And she deftly replied sir surely you jest
Just look at my breast
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And the other, serene.
But what’s that, they turned green?
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He didn’t mean to stare
But gosh they were so bare
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It was hard to attest
Just which one he liked best.
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Had he played his cards right
He’d been lucky that night!
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If if weren’t for disease,
He’d have conquered with ease.
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His malaise
Was her blissful grace
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So the girl remains chaste
And the guy needs a paste.
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Hopefully a lesson he will have learned
Don’t mess with a woman for he shall get burned
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I think that’s a lesson that’s true for us all,
So girls best avoided; find something else to enthrall.
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😂😂😂😂touché
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Life certainly less complicated… but maybe not so much fun?
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You aren’t having fun? 🤔😉
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ask me again tomorrow!
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😁
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🤣🤣
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A head rash is guaranteed to stop any seduction in it’s track…..
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Every other rash too, I expect 🙂
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That’s not the kind of rash I was thinking of 😂😂😂
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I suspect her decision was pretty rash, too.
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Ahh don’t open that door!!
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Don’t worry, I’m sure it all got better… With antibiotics
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Bummer!
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remember a good shampoo can work wonders. You weren’t going to send Michele’s sweet little rat to the guillotine, were you?
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Ah, you’re all so sweet and innocent. But I’ll send her rat the cat’s way.
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No kill zone !
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🤣
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absolutely, including rats. 🙂
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I hear them scurrying around in my attic every night. I would happily be rid.
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👍❤️
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Best Britishisms teaching style award to you. Love learning this way!
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I aim to please 🙂
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Trying to think of where the rash was located that it caused such alarm; wouldn’t get in my way if it was just his arm. 😂
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But I bet you’d soon care
If you found one down there.
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