This Doesn’t End Well

An image of a Scotsman, dressed to the nines, in a kilt and playing the bagpipes

There once was a Scotsman well-built,
Who habitually wore nowt ‘neath his kilt,
One day sat on a thistle,
Which fair wounded his bristles,
And his wife-to-be gave him the jilt.

Author: Mister Bump UK

Designed/developed large IT systems, interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. Now mix development of health-related software with voluntary work and writing. Married, with an estranged daughter.

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