The Golf Widow

jokey clipart of man playing golf

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 2 December 2021, tiff.

When the golfer got home six hours late,
Slurring words and in generally poor state,
While he stumbled and sputtered,
She selected his putter,
Where ’twas rammed made his pupils dilate.

Prompt image for the Fandango One Word Challenge prompt

Author: Mister Bump UK

Designed/developed large IT systems, interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. Now mix development of health-related software with voluntary work and writing. Married, with an estranged daughter. View all posts by Mister Bump UK

28 thoughts on “The Golf Widow”

abigfatcanofworms says:

2 December, 2021 at 10:05

Lol. He’ll never use that Wood again.

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1. Mister Bump UK says:
  
  2 December, 2021 at 11:17
  
  or might have to blean it first 🤣
  
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  1. abigfatcanofworms says:
    
    2 December, 2021 at 11:19
    
    🤣
    
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Nope, Not Pam says:

2 December, 2021 at 10:34

Oops 😁

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1. Mister Bump UK says:
  
  2 December, 2021 at 11:22
  
  eckon he’ll need a new putter 🤣
  
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spwilcen says:

2 December, 2021 at 11:46

Ouch! I don’t understand anything “golf” but I understand this.

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1. Mister Bump UK says:
  
  2 December, 2021 at 14:24
  
  I’m sure you’d understand if your missus shoved a club up your ass 🤣
  
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Michele Marsh says:

2 December, 2021 at 12:16

Did she yell fore first?! 😊

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1. Mister Bump UK says:
  
  2 December, 2021 at 14:39
  
  I think he might have yelled something!
  
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donmatthewspoetry says:

2 December, 2021 at 12:53

tuff tiffy…..

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ben Alexander says:

2 December, 2021 at 13:23

harsh!

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1. Mister Bump UK says:
  
  2 December, 2021 at 14:46
  
  on him or her? 🤣
  
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  1. Michele Marsh says:
    
    3 December, 2021 at 01:36
    
    Both this time!
    
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Irish Witch says:

2 December, 2021 at 13:29

I think she got a hole in one.

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1. Mister Bump UK says:
  
  2 December, 2021 at 15:02
  
  reckon he did 🤣
  
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2. Michele Marsh says:
  
  3 December, 2021 at 01:37
  
  The every day groans are rubbing off now 😂😂😂
  
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  1. Mister Bump UK says:
    
    3 December, 2021 at 05:07
    
    I’m gradually bringing you all down to my level.
    
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    1. Michele Marsh says:
      
      3 December, 2021 at 12:21
      
      😁
      
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Lou Carreras says:

2 December, 2021 at 14:19

I’ve known a few folks who deserved that!

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Irish Witch says:

2 December, 2021 at 15:18

Agree Lou I know quite a few who deserved that in my lifetime. lol

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1. Mister Bump UK says:
  
  2 December, 2021 at 16:37
  
  Now, now, be nice 🤣
  
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Mason Bushell says:

2 December, 2021 at 16:14

Haha! Ouch, she’s a woman not to be trifled with! Well done, Pete.

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Irish Witch says:

2 December, 2021 at 17:11

Just because I speak the truth Pete doesn’t mean I am not nice. I am sure you have known a few yourself.

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1. Mister Bump UK says:
  
  2 December, 2021 at 17:29
  
  I couldn’t possibly comment 🤣
  
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Hobbo says:

2 December, 2021 at 19:41

🤣🤣🤣 He should have blamed his driver!

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1. Mister Bump UK says:
  
  2 December, 2021 at 19:54
  
  double-ouch!
  
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2. Michele Marsh says:
  
  3 December, 2021 at 01:38
  
  😂😂😂👍
  
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  1. Hobbo says:
    
    3 December, 2021 at 12:46
    
    👍
    
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