inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 2 December 2021, tiff.
When the golfer got home six hours late,
Slurring words and in generally poor state,
While he stumbled and sputtered,
She selected his putter,
Where ’twas rammed made his pupils dilate.
Mister Bump 
Lol. He’ll never use that Wood again.
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or might have to blean it first š¤£
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eckon he’ll need a new putter š¤£
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Ouch! I don’t understand anything “golf” but I understand this.
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I’m sure you’d understand if your missus shoved a club up your ass š¤£
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Did she yell fore first?! š
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I think he might have yelled something!
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tuff tiffy…..
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harsh!
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on him or her? š¤£
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Both this time!
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I think she got a hole in one.
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reckon he did š¤£
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The every day groans are rubbing off now ššš
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I’m gradually bringing you all down to my level.
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I’ve known a few folks who deserved that!
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Agree Lou I know quite a few who deserved that in my lifetime. lol
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Now, now, be nice š¤£
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Haha! Ouch, she’s a woman not to be trifled with! Well done, Pete.
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Just because I speak the truth Pete doesn’t mean I am not nice. I am sure you have known a few yourself.
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I couldn’t possibly comment š¤£
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š¤£š¤£š¤£ He should have blamed his driver!
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double-ouch!
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