Reading a new book
About anti-gravity.
I can’t put it down.
Making you groan… any day of the week!
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Author: Mister Bump UK
Designed/developed large IT systems, interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. Now mix development of health-related software with voluntary work and writing. Married, with an estranged daughter. View all posts by Mister Bump UK
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🤣 Monsieur B!
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Pardon
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😂
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A big thumbs up. I love this.
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I’ll lend you my joke book – if it doesn’t fall apart first!
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I’d rather read it coming from you.
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I am sure the book was very “uplifting”
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Hiya. Oh, man, you’ve got the same crappy old joke book as me!
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I watched the Monty Python sketch about the ‘killer joke’ last night: this surely comes close! ☠️
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Good, I’m glad you appreciated it. You have no idea how much time and effort it took to take this old joke and rework it as a haiku 🤣. About 10 minutes!
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So it is a haiku! I hadn’t noticed until now – well done 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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They normally require some squeezing, to put into the correct structure. That’s really the challenge for me, to shoehorn them in. Sometimes I come up with my own, but the old jokes are generally far cornier, which was the effect I wanted.
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Me either ! Second that sentiment well done 👍
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lol No didn’t read the same book, just seemed the right way to “elevate “it to its true purpose
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and there was me, expecting it to behave like a lead balloon 🤣
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Just follow where the mind or balloon takes you 🙂
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oh dear, then I’m in trouble 🙂
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No, just remember after the book you read. You shall either float or sink. Gravity works both ways.
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I just love these.
Never fail to make me smile 😁🖤
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Good, that’s the plan. Hope you’re doing okay.
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Ach, fair to middling… Isn’t that what they say? 😉🖤
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A real five star groaner, this one. 🙄
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Let’s try to go for six, shall we?
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