The Friday Groan

At garden centre,
New purchase fitted in hand.
I bought a palm tree.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Thursday Groan

“How much will that be?”,
Neutron wished to pay his bill.
“To you, there’s no charge.”

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Wednesday Groan

Jobsworth bureaucrat
Wrapped up his christmas presents
With roll of red tape.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Tuesday Groan

Went to stationer’s
and bought a brand new whiteboard.
It’s remarkable.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Monday Groan

Man jumped fifty feet.
Landed on chocolate gateau.
Was a piece of cake.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Sunday Groan

Wrote a pun today,
the marvel of time travel.
But no-one liked it.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Saturday Groan

The sunken liner
cowered shaking on sea bed.
Was a nervous wreck.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Friday Groan

Wondered who’s in charge,
Of the schoolboy’s pencil case.
Must be the ruler.

Making you groan… any day of the week!