The Sunday Groan

For her lunch, the golfer ate
A Sand Wedge.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Saturday Groan

The young fish
Went to Plaice School.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Friday Groan

Doctor Who bought sun-dried tomatoes
from the dalekatessen.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Thursday Groan

The alien cooked eggs for breakfast
in an unidentified frying object

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Wednesday Groan

The sailor sitting on the deck
could not play cards

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Tuesday Groan

A ship carrying blue paint
Hit a ship carrying red paint.

The passengers were marooned.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Monday Groan

Our pet fish became deaf.
So we bought
a herring aid.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Sunday Groan


A goldfish,
in a tank. says:
“How do you drive this thing?”

Making you groan… any day of the week!

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