For her lunch, the golfer ate
A Sand Wedge.
Making you groan… any day of the week!
The Sunday Groan
Category: Humour
The Saturday Groan
The young fish
Went to Plaice School.
Making you groan… any day of the week!
The Friday Groan
Doctor Who bought sun-dried tomatoes
from the dalekatessen.
Making you groan… any day of the week!
The Thursday Groan
The alien cooked eggs for breakfast
in an unidentified frying object
Making you groan… any day of the week!
The Wednesday Groan
The sailor sitting on the deck
could not play cards
Making you groan… any day of the week!
The Tuesday Groan
A ship carrying blue paint
Hit a ship carrying red paint.
The passengers were marooned.
Making you groan… any day of the week!
The Monday Groan
Our pet fish became deaf.
So we bought
a herring aid.
Making you groan… any day of the week!
The Sunday Groan
A goldfish,
in a tank. says:
“How do you drive this thing?”
Making you groan… any day of the week!
Mister Bump 
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