inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 22 October 2021, assist.
When my friend met the love of his life,
He tried hard to conceal from his wife,
I was asked to assist,
with their top secret tryst,
But quite frankly, I don’t need the strife.
Mister Bump 
sensible…..
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Yikes! That’s definitely one to stay out of! Nice one, Pete.
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Some truth in this, I suspect. I’ve been put in a similar situation in the past.😒
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best just to mind your own business?
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😂 Probably!
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thought you might say, but quite frankly , I’m not that good with a knife.
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Funnily enough I did one quite similar to that:
There was an old butcher from Fife,
Who lovingly sharpened his knife,
His words, they were cordial,
His actions, primordial,
As he dextrously gutted his wife!
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Good this one, sir.
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Thanks, Sanjeet.
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I’m going to be humming this tune all day now, Mr Bump!!!! 🙂
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Hey, good to know I’m part responsible for driving you crazy 😜
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🤣😬
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That song
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You’ll be humming it the rest of the day, now.
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Yes well all evening!!! Would make a great blog post for me too ! Hmmm ideas ideas
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go for it, and I look forward to reading, I’m sure it’ll be brilliant.
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Just finished it and definitely gave credit to you for the inspiration although the reference you might find odd 😂😂
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There’s really no need but if you insist 🙂
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Oh yes of course it’s proper etiquette and always give credit where it is due! 👍😁
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