The Gift

clipart image of a cat.

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 17 October 2021, repugnant.

Man went out, quite forgetting his cat,
Who bestowed him a gift in his hat,
Brown, smelly, repulsive,
Left him reeling, convulsive,

okay, to all the readers who’ve helped me out by suggesting alternate rhymes to me recently (and I’m including your witty puns on my “Groan” posts), now’s your chance! You tell me the last line.

Looking forward to your comments. And be warned, I want funny!


Prompt image for the Fandango One Word Challenge prompt

Author: Mister Bump UK

Designed/developed large IT systems, interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. Now mix development of health-related software with voluntary work and writing. Married, with an estranged daughter.

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