inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 17 October 2021, repugnant.
Man went out, quite forgetting his cat,
Who bestowed him a gift in his hat,
Brown, smelly, repulsive,
Left him reeling, convulsive,
…
okay, to all the readers who’ve helped me out by suggesting alternate rhymes to me recently (and I’m including your witty puns on my “Groan” posts), now’s your chance! You tell me the last line.
Looking forward to your comments. And be warned, I want funny!
Mister Bump 
Thanks for sharing…
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Right on top of his head’s where it’s hat
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Well I wouldn’t fancy putting that hat on 🤣
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Me neither!
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…The turd was as fat as a rat
…He said,’bud, you and I need a chat!’
…Only noticing after he’d sat.
…Bill for cleaning, exclusive of VAT!
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brilliant
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😂Thanks
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thats funny! 😀
last line? Okaaay!
excited, he went to bed, with a pounding head!
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yay!
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☺️💟
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How about:
But ’twas nought t’ what he found when he sat.
Or is that just too gross?
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When unknowing he doffed sticky scat.
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Oh yes, now we’re cooking!
(well, hopefully not.)
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Needless to say, his day was now shat.
Worst part’s when he heard it go splat.
How the fuck did his feline kill that bat.
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you’re wicked!
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The cat licking his front claws replied”take that human waste of revulsion “
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… as only cats do! Brilliant, thanks Michele.
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Thanks 😊
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