inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 11 October 2021, radioactive.
There once was a man from Madrid,
Who, when younger, desired to have kid,
But with puke unattractive,
And shite radioactive,
He’s now not quite sure why he did.
The Limerick that Wrote Itself
Mister Bump 
🤣
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This man from Madrid
A baby had it
Didn’t realise it came
With truckloads of shit…..
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hee hee
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Hahaha! I can imagine..
My sisters would complain that I never washed my son after pooping when he was a baby. They’d say I always ask them to do it 😀
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younger sisters, right? ?That’s your privilege!
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Oh no, sir, I beg to differ; I am the youngest of four siblings, so frequently changed my nieces’ and nephew’s diapers, but refused to deal with #2 until I had my own babies!
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Yes! Younger ones… I still use that privilege every so often 😂
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When we got a puppy last year, I was (stupidly) amazed at all the pooh and piddle we had to clean up. And you don’t contain dog mess in nappies. The floor copped a real beating. It did somewhat remind me of when the kids were infants. But hell. Half the laughs of exhausted parents would be gone if there weren’t all the shit stories. 🙂
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I specialise in shit stories. In fact, I just posted one!
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LOL! Excellent.
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Oh thats hilarious! Well done!
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Hey, Mason. Good to see you back.
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Aww, thank you.
It’s good to have rebanished the demon and found some words again.
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