inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 1 October 2021, extreme.
A corrupt politician called Ted,
Grew new asshole on top of his head,
His extreme deformation,
Caused him great consternation,
But his scalp turned a nice rosy red.
Speakeasy
Mister Bump 
Got a few Teds in this country!! 🙂
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all over
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I love this one. An arsehole on an arse!
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no names
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no need!
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😂😂
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A corrupt politician called Trump
Grew second asshole on his rump.
His extreme deformation,
Caused him great consternation,
Each time he had to take a dump.
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Yay! answered your own propmt. Funnily enough, extreme constipation was one of my candidates.
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