Repost: Tender Morsels

Jokey clipart image of a dog with a ball.

This is essentially a repost of one from last December. I changed one word to improve the scanning. I happened to be chatting to a friend, and something they said triggered the memory of this. They didn’t get sucked into a machine, by thr way, but I appreciate your concern 🀣.

A purveyor of canine cuisine,
My friend got sucked in machine,
He was chopped up and ground,
Then deliciously browned,
And once cooked, turned the dog food bright green.

Author: Mister Bump UK

Designed/developed large IT systems, interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. Now mix development of health-related software with voluntary work and writing. Married, with an estranged daughter.

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