inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 2 September 2021, thwart.
A heart throb who lived in Marseilles,
Shrewdly let it be known he was gay,
But his planning was thwarted,
Still sent knickers assorted,
And the odd pair of boxers each day.
Personal experience, you understand.
Mister Bump 
but… who was sending them?
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Well, I wondered about that. You hear of women throwing their knickers at Tom Jones etc, but do men do that? But never let the truth get in the way of a good story!
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Haha! Lucky git. All they ever send me is bills!
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